To soddomize yourself or another with a frozen loaf of bread.
(guy 1)hey im going to the freezer to get a loaf. (guy 2) you can count me out if you'r going to be loafing yourself. Or "Go loaf yourself"
#anal #bum #dildo #loaf #fettish #arse #bread #freezer #pain #go loaf yourself #robert
by Euan bis October 17, 2008
Top Definition
To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.
"Loafing does the body good"
by Slackers April 05, 2003
bullcraapping around; wasting time; a big procrastinater.
Ay you loafing, you better hurry up and do ms. johnson essay.
#crazy #slipping #man #idk #idc
by WashingtonDC123 June 13, 2010
The act of sitting or laying in the same spot, preferably a couch or recliner, for an abundant amount of time, then proceeding to fall asleep in it.
Matt: "Hey Barth, what are you doing?"
Barth: "I'M LOAFING"
#loafing #laofing #sitting #relaxing #sleeping
by SkattMiba August 15, 2012
A prank originating from Cincinnati, OH loafing is the act of taking a loaf of sliced bread and skewering it on the antenna of a strangers auto-mobile.
It's time that Fiat got a good loafing!
#loaf #loafing #loffing #laofing #loafed #loafers #cincinnati #ohio #prank
by Queen City Loafers LLC. September 27, 2013
1) verb: To loaf
2) To do things in a manner that shows disinterest or a simple lack of composure
3) The manner in which things get done while the person doing the action is stoned as shit.
"Jeff hand me a napkin"
*Jeff picks up wad of napkins, drops them all onto the floor, hands person napkin but fails to pick up all the rest of the scattered napkins.
"Jeff quiz loafing"
#stoned #dumbass #dicking-around #idiocy #loaf
by icepick008 April 26, 2015
The act of taking a shit on someone, or in someone's personal belongings such as: Hats, Shoes, Computer Case, Backpack, Stoma, etc.
Hey dude... you wanna go Loafing tonight?
by Howe Feltersnach November 25, 2015
Standing around asking someone for their things(usually food)
Man#1 give me some chips please
Man#2 Bui, stop loafing dawg. Go get your own stuff
#bumming #begging #loafin #joonsing #giving
by BOOTS December 02, 2013
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