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Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.
I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.
by JShakes December 23, 2009

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