hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
by anon March 27, 2005
1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.

2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.
1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.

2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.
by AYB June 29, 2003
morbidly obese peice of crap of a person who tries to think that they are of the opposite sex.
man, Abbie is such a loaf
by vagilord November 17, 2007
A Funny way of saying love.
I Fuckin loafted yeah!
by Habernathy March 17, 2007
A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.
My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.
by fashullet April 30, 2005
Dick (used with term candy,boot, sock)
That loaf was in my sock, my boot.... oh, go, that candy was great
by Bishmilla July 12, 2004
1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.
1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
(vb.) to jizzm
Dude, you loafed in his mouth!
by Ryoga Masaki June 02, 2003

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