hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.
(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura
by anon March 27, 2005
A tern used to describe a thousand dollars
Ex; "yo I made a loaf today."

"Damn a whole a g. Word!"
by angeredadonis March 31, 2010

Loafing, to invade someones space with your body, or possessions.

Loafer, to be the one loafing.
Jim and Justin were having a sleepover, while Justin rested peacefully, and Jim decided to roll over towards Justin, totally invading his space.

"Dude your loafing all over me!" Justin complained.
"Oh, sorry." Jim replies, rolling back over.

"Hey buddy, I decided to stock your cupboards with my tampons. So I don't have to keep bringing them over one by one."said Susan.

"Wow, I just can't believe you some times! You are the biggest loafer ever !"
by Super Slick Guy February 05, 2010
"A Loaf" refers to a whole uncut bread, not a chunk. A loaf is the complete item, as removed from the oven. Bread in it's virgin state. (Western style bread I think, doesn't really work for unleavened breads eg. Pitta, Nan, Chappatti etc.).
Are you going to buy a wholemeal loaf or a granary loaf.
What a ready sliced white loaf? Shame on you!
by Agent Smith May 24, 2003
Often related to guys with the name of Carl. Because they are loafy. A loaf is accustomed with bread. It is the style in which bread is baked.
Ex.1: I just made an excellent loaf of bread.

Ex.2: Look at Carl. Man, he's a loaf.
by beasty95 August 11, 2010
1. The Best.
2. Sex.
1. -Who's Loaf?
-He's the best.

2. -Yeast is constantly having sex. In your bread. Loaf = Sex.
by Broseph Sammich May 26, 2010
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