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the best animal ever; the body of a geico gecko and the head of a panda. This vicious animal is very real, and extremely dangerous due to the levels of cocaine it emits when it bites.
"Ahhh a lizaurrrdd just bit me!! I can already feel the after effects of cocaine kicking in....."
by OMGIHAVEANAME February 18, 2012
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