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A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.
Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.
by AlexWilson October 27, 2009
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After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
by Pistols September 19, 2016
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