The Texas Club has Livingston Parish to thank for almost 99% of their business.
Crystal Meth is the drug of choice for these underpaid, overworked baboons.
Ugly, fat, over-tattooed and pierced people in WalMart are referred to as "LPNs" Livingston Parish Natives.
The LP is the armpit of the Capital Region.
LPN 2 - "I can't my 14 year old sister is havin' her baby tonight. Guess we gon' have to drive up into Baton Rouge to see her. I hate goin' up in there, too many niggers."
LPN 1 - *Spit's dip out* "I hate a nigger, that's one thing that's for sure. That's why I live in Livingston Parish."