A poor man's version of the 'glass table', which is why it originates in Liverpool.
Alexandra: "All right, get underneath the glass table then."
Stevie G: "Fuck that like, I'll just put some cling film over me face."
*Stevie G puts cling film over his face*
*Alexandra shits all over it*
*Stevie G jacks off then wraps it up*
Stevie G: "Fuckin awesome, like."