a woman who's sexual preference only changes in the hands of these men: jack daniels, jose cuervo, jim beam or johnny walker
looking at my sister in a hard contenplation after viewing pictures from the night before, my mother and i had an epiphany... my sister is a LIQUOR LESBIAN
Heterosexual female who, after the excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, engages in agressive flirtatious behavior with other females.
When drunk, the liquor lesbian wants to feel your breasts, grab your cooch or continuously tell you how "hot" you are. As soon as she's sober she can't recall the "incident"