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1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009