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1.
The sweetest, most understanding, cute little psychic cat (or person, depending on time of day) who has the most beautiful eyes along with the sexiest smiling lips.

Beware, this exteremely rare species' mind reading ability will not be detered by even the highest quality of alfoil defense systems worn on the head. Excessive contact will induce positive mental diabetes and could lead to further severe addiction.

Known high profile symptoms include breathlessness, cardiac acceleration, uncontrollable smiling, internal temprature upsurge and increased level of emotional warmth. Various other symptoms such as giggling-itis and extreme tickle sensations may follow suit.

Effective remedy of symptoms consists of admitting oneself to a higher dosage, mild prodding in retaliation, acute counter-teasing activities and increased contacts are all generally proven to be effective.
Titles under Lippi include; Part-time dukun cuakep/Part-time siluman kuching/Full-time little girl.
by Dr. D. Penguincoat September 29, 2006
 
2.
An annoying person. Everything that goes wrong is his fault. always. He comes into your group of friends by giving you food (usually steak) then won't leave until you make him. Avoid contact with lippi's whenever possible
**Most of them are 1/4 black and short with high pitched annoying voices.
*anything goes wrong. anything. you dial lippi* WHY?
Ex.
Get my math test back, 40%,
takes out phone calls lippi with blocked number,
"WHY!?!?!?!?!"
hangs up
by the steak eaters January 28, 2010