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an oral sexual experience. During this experience the man ejaculates on the womans lips and after letting it dry she seee's how long she can keep it on for before the skin peels.
As he flipped her around onto her back she looked up eagerly in anticipation while he lipbalmed her.
by DrPerv June 08, 2006

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a confused little boy who doesn't jerk off but fancies watching his fathers jerk off and poop on eachother.
boy1: dude sick! are your dads in there having sex??
boy2: yeahhh dudee wanna be a lip balm and watch??
boy1: only if i can join.
by meowmixpleasedeliver January 24, 2010

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gel used on your vagina for itch relief
I was feeling uncomfortable, so I bought some lip balm to stop the itching.
by Man Nuts January 24, 2009

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When someone says something to another person (or group of persons) that, for one reason or another, does not illicit a response. (This phrase was created amongst a group of friends attending Lewis College, Illinois, in the early 1970's, when one of them picked up a tube of ointment labeled LIP BALM, and said to the group, "Whose lip balm is this?" When no one acknowledged that he had even spoken, the person repeated the phrase, "Lip balm... lip balm...")
When I gave my opinion to the discussion group about the latest Tom Hanks movie, everyone completely lip balmed me!
by Bill Telfer August 29, 2005

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