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8.
To Lionel someone is to chose between two social options and then inform the party that was not chosen at the last possible moment.
Peter was going to come with on the bachelors weekend but then he Lionel'd us one hour before we were due to leave so he could attend the Justin Bieber concert instead.
by Notch"LifeSaver"Johnson August 07, 2014
 
9.
Cockney rhyming slang for flared trousers re: 'flares' - shortening of the full phrase 'Lionel Blairs'.
Fuck me! Look at the size of the Lionels on that twat!
by Pastor Kidneys December 20, 2007
 
10.
Or "the Monk" due to his birds nest barnet which is currently defying all scientific reasoning with it's miraculous regrowth. This poor misguided City fan is sometimes partial to wine with his lunch, other times partial to Guinness with his lunch. Mostly, though, due to being barred from the local Chinese chippy, he skips lunch altogether and has wine with Guinness. Ruthless with the ladies and will often turn them down with reckless abandon (.....)
Lionel: Most likely to be heard saying, "Hold me back, hold me back" of a night out.
by Ule Neverwalk Alone February 01, 2007
 
11.
For only Go players, this is the name of an amateur 6-dan. His name replaces any curse word.
Lionel you.
What the Lionel.
Holy Lionel.
Son of a Lionel.
Mother Lioneller.
by Jile Gao August 31, 2007
 
12.
Something/Someone that can be slightly or considerably queer.
That guy in the purple tights is lionel.
by Marlon Sangalangalang yo October 21, 2007
 
13.
Since the former Commodore's singer is a massive douche bag (especially because of horrendous song "Dancing On The Ceiling" and his slutty daughter), "Lionel" or "Lionel Richie" is used as a substitute for a massive douche or tool bag.
ALSO: "Pulling a Lionel" can be referred to as doing something that a douche would.
"Ugh! My lame teacher is such a Lionel."
"Wow, that douche just pulled a Lionel."
by Kornncartman May 13, 2005