Or "the Monk" due to his birds nest barnet which is currently defying all scientific reasoning with it's miraculous regrowth. This poor misguided City fan is sometimes partial to wine with his lunch, other times partial to Guinness with his lunch. Mostly, though, due to being barred from the local Chinese chippy, he skips lunch altogether and has wine with Guinness. Ruthless with the ladies and will often turn them down with reckless abandon (.....)
Lionel: Most likely to be heard saying, "Hold me back, hold me back" of a night out.
#manchester #city #for #the #championship
by Ule Neverwalk Alone February 01, 2007
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The best and sexiest person ever. The definition of awesome. Intelligent beyond belief.
Holy crap, I wish i were lionel
#sexy #smart #great #awesome #cool
by 123147258 September 02, 2008
A term often used to refer to a toy or model train. Lionel is a company that has been making electric trains for over 100 years. Its name has become synonymous with model trains in America. Lionel is often used as a catch-all term for electric trains, whether they are Lionel brand or not. Most of the time, the term refers to the three-rail "O" and "O27" gauge trains. However, it can refer to any model train.
Every holiday season, John has a Lionel running under the Yule tree.

My grandfather used to have Lionels.
#trains #electric trains #model railroad #toy train #railway
by Tom from the Shore November 15, 2007
Is One on the smoothest dudes out right now, faithful,committed,Buck as I don't know what, and knows how to get down with the get down, whatever girl gets him is lucky and ought to feel like there in heaven! He is a god fearing man and knows how to provide. He's pretty much the shit
Like the Micheal Jordon of Love! Lionel the Love Guru
#lucky #committed #faithful #buck #heaven
by The Man 1988 April 28, 2009
To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.
"Last night got a bit Lionel; I was sick everywhere and Steve didn't come home!"
#drunk #crazy #lionel #messi #football
by thevinmeister October 05, 2009
Used to show a male wishes to have sexual relations with a female. This is due to the 1993 Lionel Ritchie smash hit single All Night Long (All Night), the title elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.
"Oh god, i'd Lionel that."
#sex #shaggin #knobbin #intercourse #fuck #fucking #screw
by The_MDawg May 29, 2008
To Lionel someone is to chose between two social options and then inform the party that was not chosen at the last possible moment.
Peter was going to come with on the bachelors weekend but then he Lionel'd us one hour before we were due to leave so he could attend the Justin Bieber concert instead.
#drop #reject #found something better #let someone down #disappoint someone
by Notch"LifeSaver"Johnson August 07, 2014
A slang used for condoms.
"Let me just slip on one of my Lionels and we're good to go!"
#lionel #condom #condoms #slang #contraception
by KittyBurger August 16, 2011
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