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Since the former Commodore's singer is a massive douche bag (especially because of horrendous song "Dancing On The Ceiling" and his slutty daughter), "Lionel" or "Lionel Richie" is used as a substitute for a massive douche or tool bag.
ALSO: "Pulling a Lionel" can be referred to as doing something that a douche would.
"Ugh! My lame teacher is such a Lionel."
"Wow, that douche just pulled a Lionel."
by Kornncartman May 13, 2005
 
1.
A term often used to refer to a toy or model train. Lionel is a company that has been making electric trains for over 100 years. Its name has become synonymous with model trains in America. Lionel is often used as a catch-all term for electric trains, whether they are Lionel brand or not. Most of the time, the term refers to the three-rail "O" and "O27" gauge trains. However, it can refer to any model train.
Every holiday season, John has a Lionel running under the Yule tree.

My grandfather used to have Lionels.
by Tom from the Shore November 15, 2007
 
2.
The best and sexiest person ever. The definition of awesome. Intelligent beyond belief.
Holy crap, I wish i were lionel
by 123147258 September 02, 2008
 
3.
Is One on the smoothest dudes out right now, faithful,committed,Buck as I don't know what, and knows how to get down with the get down, whatever girl gets him is lucky and ought to feel like there in heaven! He is a god fearing man and knows how to provide. He's pretty much the shit
Like the Micheal Jordon of Love! Lionel the Love Guru
by The Man 1988 April 28, 2009
 
4.
To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.
"Last night got a bit Lionel; I was sick everywhere and Steve didn't come home!"
by thevinmeister October 05, 2009
 
5.
Used to show a male wishes to have sexual relations with a female. This is due to the 1993 Lionel Ritchie smash hit single All Night Long (All Night), the title elludes to what the male would be doing to said female.
"Oh god, i'd Lionel that."
by The_MDawg May 29, 2008
 
6.
To be a mess or "messy"
Derived from the argentinian footballer Lionel Messi
"woah that custard slice was a bit lionel"
by Chazzy _D September 17, 2007
 
7.
A slang used for condoms.
"Let me just slip on one of my Lionels and we're good to go!"
by KittyBurger August 16, 2011