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A beautiful brown girl who paves her own roads through life. sometimes not an easy path is made, a Linzel may fall flat on her face, make a wrong turn, dig an underground passage and wind up 10 miles of course, but in the end makes it out ok.
Wow i got so loaded last night, woke up beside one sickening bastard, couldn't find my car keys this morning, got a message on my answering machine that my car was impounded, my fish died, and my roomate ate my last pizza pocket. However, i got a raise at work.

shit... sounds like one hell of a linzel!
by Aimee Lynn April 08, 2008

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