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A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.
Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.
by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009

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The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.
"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

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