A lying jack-ass who thinks he is so totally awesome, when he is a nice guy but then changes when he feels like it.
Don't do a linus
The male reproductive organ.
He just wants to see other men's linuses.
Beauty and royalty. Flaxen haired. Pure example of manhood.
Linus sure is a king among men.
Father of the operating system, Linux.
Linus invented Linux.
Linus is the Non-Existent Self-Proclaimed Pagan God of the cult Linii. Has the powers to bestow jobs onto members of his cult, making them carry out sacred duties and occult practices. These duties include giving Linus handjobs, blowjobs, getting bdsmed by Linus among other things. These divine practices are sacramental and must be carried out with pride. Any member of the Linii refusing these duties would be punished severely by blasphemous acts such as getting circumcised and castrated. He would then be raped and bdsmed in the ass before having his body seared with the holy cleansing flame. Finally, necrophilia and bukkake will be performed on his blazing corpse as the life force slowly seeps out of the zealot. Such is the punishment of one who offends Linus.
Adaptation of Julius Caesar
, a play by Shakespeare
: "I doth fear greatly for my lord’s safety. O Mighty Linus
, I prithee, protect Caesar, O Caesar, thy pride beest thy downfall"
Member of Linii
: "O Mighty and Omnipotent Linus
, grant me the Libido
to last for 29 minutes. As I pray
, provide me the sex drive
Linus ; a unique name , usually a cool and a sweet person. A great friend who is skilled in giving great advice
"Linus is so good at giving advice"
"Linus has a really unique name"
The penis. Also someone stupid - dumb, someone asking obvious and often nasty, stupid questions. Sometimes saying random and stupid things. Also used to describe someone retarded, and dumb.
Bill: My linus is going through a stage of a lot of jizz.
Bill: You are such a linus!! Get a life!!
Linus-person: Get a life?? WHY? I live this means i have a life!!
Linus-person: Can i see ur banana!?! I cut my one off but i want to have urs in my bottom.
Bill: I think I'm gonna go home and puke now...
when a guy is about to reach their climax, they spit on whoever's back they are fucking, grab a towel or blanket, bust in it and mush the person whom they are fucking in the face with it...
leon forgot to replace the 5hour energy in the cabinet, so while being assfucked, his shemale pulled a linus