A slur of sorts, unbeknownst to me and most others until used in the orbit commercial. Sounds like a slur you'd call a lesbian to me, but no one really knows.
Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!
by iBook May 18, 2007
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orbit add referring to cleaning your dirty mouth out with orbit gum. Instead of swearing chew orbit.
who you calling a cootie queen you lint licker
by mtn dew gurl July 26, 2012
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Someone who is licking lint. The act of being lame, uncool, flaky, or basically insult worthy. Used to replace common 4 letter bombs and inappropriate sayings. Good to use around the kiddies and on tv.
You lint licker!

Dude, stop being a lint licker and come surf with us.

Hes been a big lint licker lately.
by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008
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When a male/female eats out his or her female girlfriend or friends.
First, he starts my playfully rubbing clit than like a dog licking the outer area of her pussy and stops only when he gets a hair or panty lint on his/her tongue. Hence the term LINT LICKER! Last night my man was a great lint licker.
by star girl April 4, 2008
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to lick the lint from someone's balls
dude 1: bitch had some weird fetish, she be lickin ma ballsack

dude 2: BRO CASSIES A LINT LICKER?
by awesomee sauce June 30, 2010
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Same as carpet muncher. Except with a more secretive juvenile or religious conservative target flavor.

Generally it implies targets are not sophisticated and the relationship secret, because it refers to the lint left behind by cotton panties on the target of the lint licker.

Occasionally it refers to someone not quite up to the actual deed but OCD excited by licking the panties while being worn by someone. Usually Fatal Attraction headcases.
In junior high gym class she became a lint licker in heaven. All those cotton panties and later exposure.

I am calling the police, you dirty old lint licker, child molester!

I am sorry madam but the school can not interfere or take notice of the private activities of an "innocent" pair of young lint lickers. Its just not PC. As long as they stay at the back of the class while indulging its their business and whomever cannot refrain from watching.
by Bridget Bardot February 9, 2010
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One who likes to lick the lint out of a fatass's belly botton!
Cody is such a lint licker, he was with Mark all night.
by bobby mcbooberpants August 2, 2007
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