Brent:"Here, take my PSP and go to the convenience store and use their Linksys."
The Moose Cafe has free Linksys while you have a coffee.
Yo mamma's so clumsy, she tripped over Linksys cable.
Linksys: So you said you need help with a wireless router?
Customer: That's what it says
(wait 20 minutes)
Linksys: So you have a wireless router?
Customer: i hope you get reincarnated as a puss-filled genital wart you smelly indian dirtbag piece of shit