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98.
A kickass band from Agoura Hills, California. The only GOOD band that can combine rap and rock together. And despite their song Breaking The Habit, the band is NOT emo. Some good Linkin Park songs are Numb, Faint, From The Inside, What I've Done, In The End, Crawling, Somewhere I Belong, Paper Cut, Given Up, One Step Closer, Hit The Floor, Nobodys Listening, and many more. Anyone who says that they suck can lick a shit-stained taint.
Idiot: Linkin Park sucks!
Me: Go lick some balls. Linkin Park kicks ass.
Idiot: Oh yeah, well the main singer has a whiny, crybaby voice.
Me: Shut the fuck up. You can tell me that Linkin Park sucks when YOU can sing like Chester Bennington!
*Beats the living shit out of Idiot*
by Death Shredder June 26, 2007
 
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A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.
Linkin Park sucks ass.
by Guerillajoe May 18, 2005
 
16.
A stupid corporate "rap/rock" band that teenage girls and confused boys listen to.

They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?

Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.

And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.
The only reason Linkin Park is famous is because it's accessible. They're melodies and choruses are catchy, and since they're not talking about controversial topics (Like Rage against the machine) all of the soccer moms let they're kids listen to them.

And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...
by Yurihex September 15, 2007
 
17.
A mediocre to terrible band that loves to sing about running away from things. This is not opinion, as I have true proof that they love to talk about running away, shown under examples.

In The End: Saying its over, running away from the past
Crawling: Crawling away
Run Away: Self-explanatory
Place In My Head: Trying to run away from voices in his head, possibily even his own head. The singer has yet to discover that it is impossible to run away from something attached to your head.
Somewhere I Belong: Singing about running away to somewhere he belongs.

These are only a few examples of many Linkin Park songs.
by Jotgga91 October 03, 2006
 
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Linkin Park: Linkin Park is one of the worst bands in the world... The lead singer Chester, is absolutly terrible. To record a song, they have a special recording studio with a toilet in it. He goes days without shitting. When its time to record the song, Chester sits on the toilet and shits. How else could he produce such earshreeching, deafning tones???? I've done an expriment. One day while taking a shit, (while i was straining)i started singing "Bleed it Out." While doing this my brother walked by and said "Turn off that shit, i hate linkin park..."
One of my friends described linkin parks sounds as:
"having sex with someone over a toilet in the behind who is constapated and yelling into a microphone while pandas with guitars and facial hair lick their instruments and make stupid riffs, all while the yeller is improvising lyrics on the spot."
by K-Weezy April 13, 2008
 
19.
The majority of the whining and screaming you hear on a Top 40 radio station. Some people call it "music" for some strange reason.
Pete: This is awful. What is it?

Jeremy: Think its new music from Linkin Park.

Pete: This is music?
by shmendrik May 26, 2010
 
20.
Little Girly Boys
1. Linkin Park, rather than being manly, are Little Girly Boys.

2. I prefer Linkin Park's music, it relates to my Little Girly Boy side.
by F-Dub October 17, 2008
 
21.
Band that i liked from 6th to 8th grade when i relized how annoying their screaming gets after awhile.
they wouldnt be so bad if they didnt scream so much.
Me in 6th grade, "Wow I love Linkin Park they are awesome."

Me now, "Wow Linkin Park sucks cock, their fuckin screaming is really annoying."
by Sexy Ben August 21, 2005