-Everything that is wrong with radio, music on television, and America.
-They ruin eveyone's day when they come on the radio, because the only thing worse than a punk-emo band is a nu-metal emo band....that thinks they can rap.
-Their fanbase generally consists of suburban 'rebel' teens who started listening to LP in response to N'Sync and Creed.
Of course, Linkin Park is no better than Creed or Nickelback, etc.
-Apparently Linkin Park makes them feel hard & streetwise, as their fans are usually snotty, hot topic shoppers, who empower the capitalist machine by buying the crappy corporate music and clothing pushed to them.
Dude 1- Man this mosquito has been buzzing round my ear all day and it's annoyin the shit outta me!
Dude 2- No dude, that is just Linkin Park, they've been on the radio all day ever since they sucked Rupert Murdoch's dick.
by Hozzle May 07, 2007
Also known as "linkin crap" because of their huge (lack of) talent. An mtv band like many others that suddendly appeared on the charts, and suddendly disappeared.
They played a style called "nu-metal", an abreviation for "newb-metal", a style that was born when teenagers who didn't even know how to play decently an instrument tried to compose songs like real metal bands like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, etc. The result could only be a disaster.
male A: Hi sweetheart!
male B: Hi cutie!
male A: what are you listening to?
male B: linkin park! man they're so hot. their singer screams so loud..it seems like he's being sodomized.. and that brings great memories of you and me..
male A: yes...i'll never forget that night and that garden..
male B: it was so sweet. I never walked the same way after that.. *sigh*
by ze boda August 18, 2006
Synonymous with "bad."
Linkin Park and other nu-metal bands = bad^9
by ast_xp May 27, 2005
A stupid corporate "rap/rock" band that teenage girls and confused boys listen to.

They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?

Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.

And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.
The only reason Linkin Park is famous is because it's accessible. They're melodies and choruses are catchy, and since they're not talking about controversial topics (Like Rage against the machine) all of the soccer moms let they're kids listen to them.

And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...
by Yurihex September 15, 2007
An overprocessed, prepackaged, mass produced commercial soft rock/pop act that calls itself "rock" or "metal" because they happen to be very slightly, marginally heavier than other, nearly identical overprocessed, prepackaged, mass produced commercial soft rock/pop acts such as N'Sync.
Linkin Park is to music as McDonald's is to food
by d3d March 15, 2006
A heavily overrated band that teenaged somehow depressed suburban kids "connect" to. All their songs is lyrically and musically the same. The band lacks diversity and skill and their rapper sucks he is not even a good rapper in rock terms with the using of same words perfusely and and runs one detail of one subject to the ground. Face it kids they suck and you know it, go listen to some good music like Stone Temple Pilots, RATM, Faith No More, shit even some Foo Fighters and Audioslave will do.
LP fan : Linkin Park rocks their music is the soundtrack of my life.

Smart induvidual: dude, you live in the fucking suburbs why are you depressed dumbass. I have to worry about getting shot in my hood. quit posing bastard.
by 1 June 22, 2005
The death of all true rock bands, daring to take up the genre of "rock" on your ipod, the band that you'll never tell your black friend about, and one of the two reasons you will never let your sister on your computer. The band who's new album both you and your twelve year old sister downloaded illegally off lime-wire as-well as the only known musical connection between arabs and white poeple.
While walking the streets of San Francisco you might here the following conversation:
"Yo, dawg you hear that new beat hitting the streets man"
"Hey man all i got going on up here is my Linkin Park hits man its da shet"
*Loud gunfire ensues*
*If you can not tell this was written by a white boy*
by Harry the Potthead February 06, 2009
Little Girly Boys
1. Linkin Park, rather than being manly, are Little Girly Boys.

2. I prefer Linkin Park's music, it relates to my Little Girly Boy side.
by F-Dub October 17, 2008

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