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-Everything that is wrong with radio, music on television, and America.
-They ruin eveyone's day when they come on the radio, because the only thing worse than a punk-emo band is a nu-metal emo band....that thinks they can rap.
-Their fanbase generally consists of suburban 'rebel' teens who started listening to LP in response to N'Sync and Creed.
Of course, Linkin Park is no better than Creed or Nickelback, etc.
-Apparently Linkin Park makes them feel hard & streetwise, as their fans are usually snotty, hot topic shoppers, who empower the capitalist machine by buying the crappy corporate music and clothing pushed to them.
Dude 1- Man this mosquito has been buzzing round my ear all day and it's annoyin the shit outta me!
Dude 2- No dude, that is just Linkin Park, they've been on the radio all day ever since they sucked Rupert Murdoch's dick.
by Hozzle May 07, 2007
 
8.
Craaaawling up my ass
My anus will not heal.
I wish Linkin park would get anthrax.
by Delthryn June 11, 2005
 
9.
An undeservingly popular rock/hip hop hybrid. Mostly popular amongst teenagers who are under the illusion that their music is edgy, hardcore, or even dangerous. Consists most notably of at least two DJs, a very bad rapper, and an almost worse singer.
Linkin Park is a rolla-coasta... While at first it may seem dangerous, it is actually very safe as long as you are over 48 inches tall.
by EBM June 04, 2005
 
10.
Alot like Rage Against the Machine, only a 1000 times more "no-talent" and 1000 times more "shitty."
Hey, if you want to look up facts about Linkin Park, go fucking look 'em up on Wikipedia instead of Urban Dictionary. That's a much more logical choice.

UD is just a way to expess opinion, you good for nothing dumbfuck. {Not you, the moron(s) bitching about opinions, facts, and wah wah wah...}
 
11.
Also known as "linkin crap" because of their huge (lack of) talent. An mtv band like many others that suddendly appeared on the charts, and suddendly disappeared.
They played a style called "nu-metal", an abreviation for "newb-metal", a style that was born when teenagers who didn't even know how to play decently an instrument tried to compose songs like real metal bands like Megadeth, Iron Maiden, etc. The result could only be a disaster.
male A: Hi sweetheart!
male B: Hi cutie!
male A: what are you listening to?
male B: linkin park! man they're so hot. their singer screams so loud..it seems like he's being sodomized.. and that brings great memories of you and me..
male A: yes...i'll never forget that night and that garden..
male B: it was so sweet. I never walked the same way after that.. *sigh*
by ze boda August 18, 2006
 
12.
The death of all true rock bands, daring to take up the genre of "rock" on your ipod, the band that you'll never tell your black friend about, and one of the two reasons you will never let your sister on your computer. The band who's new album both you and your twelve year old sister downloaded illegally off lime-wire as-well as the only known musical connection between arabs and white poeple.
While walking the streets of San Francisco you might here the following conversation:
"Yo, dawg you hear that new beat hitting the streets man"
"Hey man all i got going on up here is my Linkin Park hits man its da shet"
*Loud gunfire ensues*
*If you can not tell this was written by a white boy*
by Harry the Potthead February 06, 2009
 
13.
A band of punk ass emo bitches who some how managed to rule the music world with like 3 songs about 7 years back. how these guys are still making money nevermind new songs i dont know, its probly a global scheme involving santa clause and satan but what ever it is i want in...those bitches owe me ... word.
a: i like linkin pa...*looks around to see guns pointed at face*...go ahead i was gunna off myself nxt tuesday neways

B: well no sht! u like linkin park!
 
14.
A heavily overrated band that teenaged somehow depressed suburban kids "connect" to. All their songs is lyrically and musically the same. The band lacks diversity and skill and their rapper sucks he is not even a good rapper in rock terms with the using of same words perfusely and and runs one detail of one subject to the ground. Face it kids they suck and you know it, go listen to some good music like Stone Temple Pilots, RATM, Faith No More, shit even some Foo Fighters and Audioslave will do.
LP fan : Linkin Park rocks their music is the soundtrack of my life.

Smart induvidual: dude, you live in the fucking suburbs why are you depressed dumbass. I have to worry about getting shot in my hood. quit posing bastard.
by 1 June 22, 2005