A band that doesn't scream so much as annoy. In fact, they annoy so much that most of the general population would wish to kick them in the balls. A band with 6+ members is no longer a band, it's an army, and they are armed to split skulls with their awful noise.
Linkin Park sucks ass.
by Guerillajoe May 18, 2005
THE worst group of sissies ever. Notice how i didn't say the worst BAND ever. They don;t deserve to be called a band.
Linkin Park is a bunch of hermafrodites screaming at eachother and calling it music.
by [jenna] May 15, 2005
A stupid corporate "rap/rock" band that teenage girls and confused boys listen to.

They come from Agura Hills, California (Probably the whitest and most middle-class city in Los Angeles County), and currently live, from what I've heard, in Orange County (No explanation needed). They all grew up, white, (I guess for the rapper, Japanese) privileged, middle-class teenagers, so what on earth could they possible be angry about?

Nothing, yet all the pre-teens eat it up, constantly buying they're crappy merchandise (There's SO much of it) and they're bland albums.

And BTW, they have the worst lyrics of any band EVER. They're corny, predictable, and my god what a horrible rapper.
The only reason Linkin Park is famous is because it's accessible. They're melodies and choruses are catchy, and since they're not talking about controversial topics (Like Rage against the machine) all of the soccer moms let they're kids listen to them.

And no, they're not metal. I don't care if they're Electronica or Nu metal or whatever, real metal is NEVER corporate...
by Yurihex September 15, 2007
Crappy band that came out sometime with an early sound that they ripped off from 311 and has over time modified to sound like itself again and again with each "new" song they put out.

Some moron acts like he can rap in every song, the lead
singer either cries or tries to scream in every song, and the rest of the band/group/circlejerk just does what they always do while those two try to rap, scream, or cry.

No known reason can explain their success, I would say that today's ignorant youth contributes more than any other social group. However, it is known that the majority of mankind can't wait to see their overdue departure from the music world.
Musician #1 - "Hey, have you heard this new Linkin Park song yet?"

Musician #2 - "No, but now that I have, I'm seriously thinking about pulling my fingernails out with a pair of pliers, and setting myself on fire before I jump off this cliff."
by Jagerballs September 08, 2007
Worst. Band. Ever.


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"Linkin Park are the worst band ever."
by Jewgfhgf June 08, 2005
Call them what you will, Linkin Park is still nu metal garbage. Their lyrics are maudlin and cliche and reflexive only of stupid teenage emotion. (Apparently the singers are pissed about being ignored in high school. Give me a fucking break.)

The real kicker is that their fans think they are "hardcore" because they listen to this tripe.
Good god, do they actually have a period at the end of their name??? And people abide by this nonsense??!!
by scene whore April 13, 2005
A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.
Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.
by Mr. Zimpy February 01, 2010
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