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Pronunciation: Linger-"E". Verb: to use a word incorrectly, through misspelling or mispronunciation, in a way that makes the sentence hilarious, and the speaker look foolish. Origin Myth: A student read the french word "Lingerie", and asked his friends out loud, "Hey guys, what's lingery?" A: "By doing that, you've now set a president for the future"
B: "Oh man, you totally lingeried, you mean precedent" A: "Hey guys, what's a pav-a-lon?" B: "You mean pavilion? Lingery much?" A: "You totally have a stye, S-Y-E" B: "I would say you lingeried, but I'm not even sure if that describes what just happened" |
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