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11.
One who lingers in large groups; a Ling is not opposed to overstaying their welcome; moreover, Lings express an usual desire to seek housing arrangements with other Lings for reasons not always clear or logical; may be associated with extreme untidiness; Lings tend to be white males in their 20s, however females as well as males of other ethnic backgrounds may also fall under the Ling category.
If you have a place of your own, beware of Lings. They will visit frequently, arriving at early hours of the day and leaving at late hours of the night. If your company leaves behind trash from the local fast food restaurant seek attention immediately; you have been the victim of a Ling. Furthermore, a group of friends may decide to rent a house together, whether or not the decision makes sense financially. Individuals whom linger around the residence of a Ling may be referred to as Half-Lings.
by Starr905 October 13, 2011
 
1.
(n.) An abbreviation for the small cheep Zergling unit in the Blizzard game, Starcraft. Zerg Rush
OMG!!! So many lings!!! RUN!!!!!!
by SacJester March 04, 2004
 
2.
Excessively small male genetalia; synonym: chode
Poor Jon Ling, he has an enourmously lingish ling.
by the one February 09, 2005
 
3.
Multiple use word,
Can be used to describe something cool or happy, Such as "that's linging"

"Im happy, ling"

"Thats linging man"
by Rave July 21, 2003
 
4.
(boontling) language, one's language
You can't harp my ling.
by Frank Booth January 02, 2005
 
5.
An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.
That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.
by Bigmac January 02, 2005
 
6.
someone who "lingers" around when you don't want them there.
Dude, youre such a ling! That cop was lingin! I'll find something else to do, i dont wanna ling.
by shmobbinnigga January 20, 2011
 
7.
A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.
Don't be a ling.
Don't pull a ling.
Girls love guys with money, but i just ling.
by Marcusch October 04, 2007