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1.
(n.) An abbreviation for the small cheep Zergling unit in the Blizzard game, Starcraft. Zerg Rush
OMG!!! So many lings!!! RUN!!!!!!
by SacJester March 04, 2004
 
2.
Excessively small male genetalia; synonym: chode
Poor Jon Ling, he has an enourmously lingish ling.
by the one February 09, 2005
 
3.
Multiple use word,
Can be used to describe something cool or happy, Such as "that's linging"

"Im happy, ling"

"Thats linging man"
by Rave July 21, 2003
 
4.
(boontling) language, one's language
You can't harp my ling.
by Frank Booth January 02, 2005
 
5.
An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.
That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.
by Bigmac January 02, 2005
 
6.
A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.
Don't be a ling.
Don't pull a ling.
Girls love guys with money, but i just ling.
by Marcusch October 04, 2007
 
7.
A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.
"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."
by Elise W. November 03, 2004