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A general asian who finds enjoyment from annoyance, guns, cars and stealing item as a gag or pranks
LING WHY IS THERE A TYRE IN MY TENT
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Ling is a common name for Asian boys and girls. They are smart, great at sports, and music. Always gets A and higher in tests, always scores the winning goals and breaks the records, and has a great singing voice and has mastered an instrument. Ling's always cares about what they look like, and always try to make others happy, although not everyone always likes her/him. They have great hair, eyes, and body. Ling's have a great sense of fashion. Ling's are nice, trustworthy friend that will always have your back. Ling is an all-rounder that everyone wants to be friends with.
"Who's that chick sitting over there?"
"That's Ling, she scored an A+ in the maths test yesterday!"

"Which dude scored the goal yesterday?"
"That was Ling, he's got some sick skills."
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(n.) An abbreviation for the small cheep Zergling unit in the Blizzard game, Starcraft. Zerg Rush
OMG!!! So many lings!!! RUN!!!!!!
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Excessively small male genetalia; synonym: chode
Poor Jon Ling, he has an enourmously lingish ling.
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You can't harp my ling.
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Multiple use word,
Can be used to describe something cool or happy, Such as "that's linging"

"Im happy, ling"

"Thats linging man"
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someone who "lingers" around when you don't want them there.
Dude, youre such a ling! That cop was lingin! I'll find something else to do, i dont wanna ling.
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