The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.
To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.
Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.
Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.
Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.
At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.
Lindsay Lohan has had a boob job, no matter how much she denies it.
Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
B) Larger breasts
I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner
Slut who got a boob job at seventeen and tried to sleep with Collin Farrel by slipping him her number when she was underage!
I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.
just because you have the power to make a record doesnt mean you have the talent to sing.
A redhead (now blonde) who made her way to becoming a Paris Hilton
. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer and actress. And her next film career is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"
offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.
lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.