- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?
- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.
2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.
I'll admit she can act a little but the bitch can't sing worth shit.
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would that be?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"