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A mid sized town in cali next to sacramento full of rednecks, jesus freaks, illegal mexicans, and just general idiots. with nothing to do......um yeah.
me: i hate Lincoln

you: yeah
by Your God May 09, 2006
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One whose fervor for artificial tanning results in a complexion resembling the copper shade of an American penny. This individual will spend at least 5-6 hours per week at a tanning salon, or gets a quick fix from carrot-colored self-tanning treatments.
All of that time in the tanning bed is turning her into a real Lincoln.
by S. Parrish January 26, 2006
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A hick town located 3 miles from the white trash racing capital of the world in Alabama. The police are crooked as they can possibly get.Twice a year we have every redneck, white trash Nascar loving hillbilly gather here for a great big drunkin hodown. Although if you are wearing a Dale Jr. shirt during this time you can get a piece from every woman that is there but it will take plenty of ointment to get rid of what she will leave you..The people here are two faced and will stab you in the back at the first chance they can get. If you live here and actually enjoy it then may God have mercy on your pathetic soul.If you are extremely lucky maybe one day a comet will pass by real close and strike the city and take it out of existence.Yes I live here but I will be out very soon.
Hey where do you live? I live in Lincoln,Alabama.. Oh damn sorry dude. Here take this 45 and put yourself out of misery...
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Lincoln is a sweet, romantic, hot guy that will do anything to make you laugh. He may seem stupid on the outside but on the inside he is actually smart. He likes video games, and he is good at them. He likes sports too and is very athletic. Night or day, he will be nice to you. He will comfort you, and do everything he can to make people happy and laughing. If you know a Lincoln,(ladies) then I would hang on to him. He is guy that has many friends, and always can get a girl.
Girl: OMG!!! There's Lincoln! He's so hot!!!!
Girl2:I know right? I should date him!
by TacoTrucker41 April 18, 2017
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A generous, amazing, hot guy who will do anything for you. He is a romantic sweetheart and would take a bullet for you. Lincoln loves sports and acting.
Girl: Omg! Look, it's Lincoln!
Girl 2: He's so awesome!
by bobby_thete November 12, 2016
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A person who is cheap and drunk all the time. He finds satisfaction in sitting around doing absolutely nothing but drinking beer. Boring and lifeless, adds nothing to the table.
#1 Wanna go out and have fun tonight?

#2 Na, I don't feel like doing anything

#1 Man you're such a Lincoln
by LLKOOLJAY February 03, 2010
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the act of ejaculating in one's hand, calling attention to oneself, and then flinging the jizz in another's face. Always followed withe an exclamation of "How was the play!" Can be done during sex or under normal daily circumstances.
"Hey Mary!"

"Yes"

"How was the play!"

"Ahhh!"
by Herr Stehpinkler June 04, 2005
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