When you're masturbating with the tv on and then a commercial with a baby comes on, effectively ruining your self-touch session.
I was crankin' hard to "Days of our Lives" until a Huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke February 16, 2003
When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!
Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good
by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

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