America's Anchorman, Rush Limbaugh, also known as: America's Truth Detector; the Doctor of Democracy; the Man who Runs America; the All-Knowing, All-Sensing, All-Everything Maha Rushie and an all-around good guy.
Say, you know its funny how the libs complain so much about Bush's speech when they just elected a guy that regularly stutters. Limbaugh put together a montage on his show today contrasting the two fouling up their speeches.
When you swing open the stall door in a public restroom and find a huge gnarly dump left in the toilet, probably jamming it, prompting a hasty retreat - that's a "Limbaugh".
"No, don't go in that one, man - there's a Limbaugh in there!" "Whoa, that's is possibly the worst Limbaugh I have ever smelled!"
"Why don't they get someone to come in here and hose out this Limbaugh?"