"L"ost "I"n "M"iddle "A"merica
Believe me, when you move to Ohio, you'll officially be a Lima loser.
A term coined on the Fox show "Glee"- meaning a person that won't succeed in life and will be a loser for the rest of his/her life and never amount to anything.
Lima being the town in which the Glee characters live in, or Lost In the Middle of America (L.I.M.A.)
Quinn Fabray: "Puck, you will always be a LIMA loser!"