13 Year Old Girl Me *This Shows How Fast The Phase Gets Over With*-" Oh Shut The Fuck Up I Know You Were Up Wit Him And Birdman At His Last Concert Gettin Some Dick"
12 Year Old Boy- *Cries*
that was a terrible rhyme, but for comparison, it was better than any of lil wayne's.
he used the legendary 'baby picture' cover, only used before by rap legends nas (illmatic) and the notorious big (ready to die). this is a display of unbelievable arrogance.
plus, he has lost the original message of hip hop. grandmaster flash, run DMC, these guys were talking about life in the ghetto, the oppression of blacks today. lil wayne is spewing raps about money and cars and now every 8 year old is more concerned about getting a ferrari and some 'hot hoes' than learning the history of their race.
man, give up- in 10 years, no one will remember your reign
in 10 years, everyone will be laughing at your name
you suck so bad at rap, please abstain
bringing legends like pac and biggie shame
you think you're the best alive?
how many good entries abuot you on urban dictionary- not even five!
that alone is better than the whole tha carter iii, and i wrote that in about 5 minutes.
Yeah, I'm so bright not shady
My teeth and my ice so white like Shady
Ice in my teeth so refrigerated
I'm so fuckin +Good+ like I'm sleepin with Meagan
I'm all about my Franklins, Lincolns and Reagans
Whenever they make them, I shall "hayve" them
Oops I meant have them, I'm so crazy
But if you play crazy you'll be sleepin with daisies
I'm such a "hayvoc" – oops I meant havoc
And my drink's still pinker than the Easter rabbit
And I'm still Cole like Keyshia's family
Stove on my waist turn beef to patties
And I ate it cause I'm so at it
And I don't front and I don't go backwards
And I don't practice, and I don't lack shit
And you can get Barry, suck my bat bitch
Lil Wayne: Crrrrraacccck crack crack!!!
prince Sade: What that on your lips...Flour?
Lil Wayne: Yeti yeti yeti yeti yeti yeti
Prince Sade: what the fuck are you saying
Lil Wanye: Yeti yeti yeti yeti yeti
Prince Sade: Shut up! you crack fiend.
Really overated, he spits random punchlines, and he steals his swagger and lines from other rappers.
He's a fake blood, and a closet homo!
People that call him the greatest dont listen to hip hop as a whole, all they listen to is radio and bet.
Me- Fuck you, Immortal Technique bitch!
Some pussie mexican- He aint great, you never here tech on the radio.
Me- Fuck you radio rap is for fags.
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!