He keeps it phresh with one earing in his ear at all times and attends OSU. You know you've seen Lil Melch when your heart is warmed with jealousy.
"Dude did you see Lil Melch with all 26 of those girls last night?"
"Yeah I heard it's so tough in the Burbz and he ended up rapin 27 of them...even though there were only 26"
"That's sick dirty bro"
"Is COD his life?"
"I heard he is a level 65, best of prestiege 9...."