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A metaphor for big dick.

"Like a Virgin"
Is a song about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine
I'm talkin' morning, day, night, afternoon
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. (That's a lot of dicks)
Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker,
and it's like "whoa baby"
I mean; this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape; he's diggin' tunnels
She's gettin' some serious dick action.
She's feeling something she hasn't felt since forever;
Pain, pain.
It hurts, it hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her because she should be bubble gum by now
But when this cat fucks her, it hurts
It hurts, just like it did the first time
You see the pain is reminding the fuck machine what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
If you feel pain, that's what it was once like to be a virgin.
Hence; Like a Virgin
by rzhhhh March 24, 2011
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Like A Virgin is a phrase that refers to a man's penis being so large that once he penetrates a female/male that the feeling is simultaneous to when the female/male has lost their virginity. In other words the penis is so large that the area penetrated is once again "deflowered."
His cock was so big, when we fucked, I felt like a virgin.
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a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"
person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
by ilikeitfresh531 September 27, 2009
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a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"
lydia: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place

nora: dude, like a virgin!
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a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"
person 1: eww you squirted juice all over the place
person 2: haha like a virgin!
by ilikeitfresh531 September 27, 2009
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