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a low caloric saber (this joke was used in Robot Chicken:Star Wars Special)
your mama's so stupid she eats light sabers for breakfast
by whatnameisnotused January 30, 2010
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When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.
I gave my man a lightsaber last night.
by awmm June 29, 2015
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A drug applied dierectly to the forehead. First, one grabs a knife and cuts a slit in their forehead. Next, the user applies a various combination of illegal and recreational drugs, the users own mix, to the open wound. The user then jams anything resembling a lightsaber hilt into their forehead repeatedly. Then user massages the wound to mix up the drugs and transport them throughout the blood stream. Finally, one receives a sensation where they believe they are in the Star Wars Universe.
Person 1: Wanna lightsaber after school?
Person 2: No way man, im still woozy from last time.
Person 1: Whatever, I want to meet Yoda again; I'm almost one with the force.
by Up your butt November 28, 2007
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similar to a mushroom stamp. before mushroom stamping, you cut open a chemlight and pour the glowing chemicals on your penis and while giving the mushroom stamp you make a shooooom sound like a lightsaber does when swinging it.
i heard jeremy gave rachel a lightsaber last night at the party!
by d3rrick April 06, 2011
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A Stupid weapon from the movie Star Wars that looks like a glowing stick, Come on guys a titanium sword would be so much cooler. It is used primarily by a group of warrior mistics that can change from being good or evil at the drop of a hat.
"we'd better not give that guy a lightsaber, he might turn evil"
by M!ke May 07, 2004
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1. A fictional weapon from Star Wars, which resembles a sword, with the longer part glows.
2. A term used when the like/dislike bar in a video (usually Youtube) resembles a lightsaber, due to its shape. It should at least have a couple dislikes in a video with a good amount of likes to make one, and vice versa.
3. A slang for a penis.
1. My dad just bought me a lightsaber.
2. Dude, Hans' video just got some sort of lightsaber.
3. Oh my.... your lightsaber is that big!
by LY Lee November 09, 2016
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A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around
"When I saw the new Star Wars movie I pulled a light saber in the theater."
by Big poppa bear January 08, 2017
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