<Mavis> Did you know Mr Johnson from the butchers got caught smooching Mr Winslow from the grocers?
<Madge - checks over both shoulders nervously and whispers> WHAT?! I can't believe it! Although, come to think of it, he always has "walked with a light step".
<Mavis> Meh, I always knew he was a shirtlifter.
Normal people: Distorted basslines! Dubstep!
Fans (LASers): LIGHTSTEP