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1.
One who engages in Life Surfing.

A lifestyle choice diagnosable by

1. a lack of objective self reflection.
2. one who does not factor their affect on
others in their actions.
3. excessive obliviousness
Marcia is a life surfer, she only notices things that knock her off her board.

Life surfers never care to hear the complexity of an issue, they like it cut and dry.
by emand January 22, 2009