Library eyes

A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!

You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!

Library eyes by libraryeyes June 2, 2010

Library Googly Eyes 

After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.

Signs of library googly eyes:

1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."

Library Googly Eyes by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012