A research and information geek.
Librarians desire to make the whole world of information available to people at the time they need it. Frustrated by the lack of interest in anything more complex than Britney Spears' bust size, some librarians withdraw into an autistic fantasy where everything is perfectly organized. Others catch unsuspecting researchers and brain-dump the contents of the British Library on them. Generally possessed of insane amounts of patience, as Garrison Kiellor pointed out.
"If television is a babysitter, the internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up." -- comic caption
by Jenne Bunny November 07, 2007

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a librarian is a weird usually older(middle aged) lonely woman. they have weird quirks and often don't know how to interact with children and normal people. they become librarians because they don't fit into the real world. they are ugly and wear hideous clothes. you can often find that they are obese or chubby. they usually live alone in a lonely little apartment in the suburbs with seven cats and don't answer the door to little trick or treaters or girl scouts. they will yell at you for the stupidest shit. they think theyre making the world better by being librarians but everyone really hates them because theyre mean and EVIL!
that bitch librarian just yelled at me for whispering
by lizzy 2992 November 02, 2005

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a really big bitch that all of the world wants to die
omg my mom is a total librarian
by voice of the american people April 09, 2005

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A girl who looks who looks hot AF in glasses
Bill: "yo you see that girl a row back wearing the glasses"

John: "I know she's a total librarian"

Bill: "dude"
by John Hendrix January 18, 2017

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