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The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom. N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public. Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."
Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?" Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket." Camper B "Sweet." Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open." Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son." |
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