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1.
he used to have turtles, but there dead
Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead
by ZMPro August 01, 2011
 
2.
Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.

He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.

He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
by liampaynesfan September 26, 2011
 
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Liam Payne entered The X-Factor In 2008, But only got through to Simon's House. He tried again in 2010 and got to boot camp where he was put in a group with 4 other soloists consisting of Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Liam Payne. They are now called One Direction who currently preform on X-Factor and are loved by many teenage girls - And, He's probably the most fit guy in forever.
Liam Payne Is So Fit!! :)
by BalletDancer October 23, 2010
 
4.
Liam James Payne From One Direction.
Liam Payne, A Puppy On A Magical Rainbow Filled With Lucky Charms And Anti-Spoon Spray And Adorableness And fluffiness And He Is the Nicest Person On Earth.
by SuperBanana September 20, 2012
 
5.
One fifth of British-Irish boy band One Direction. He auditioned for the UK show 'X Factor' twice, the second time around (2010) being placed in a group with four other guys, becoming One Direction and coming in third place. Known as "Daddy Direction", he is a puppy who hates spoons, loves turtles and Woody from Toy Story and usually sings the opening verses in all their songs. Oh, and he has changed his hairstyle so often that his head is now formerly recognized as a measurement of time.
Person: When was this photo of One Direction taken?

Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?

Person: A lot.

Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?

Person: Justin Bieber style.

Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.
by DaddyDirection October 27, 2012
 
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This gorgeous boy? Oh yeah hes only 1/5 of One Direction, DADDY DIRECTIONER, hates spoons and LOOOVES turtles. Is dating Danielle Peazer but is secretly married to Hayley Andros. He is so smexxxy(:
Liam Payne is a sexy mother fucker
by Mrs. Liam Payne March 23, 2012
 
7.
Least recognized/ obsessed with One Direction member. Liam has the least number of dirty fan fictions written about him. He is normally found being a "good friend" or "leader of the group" or "most mature". There is a small fan base for Liam Payne led by tween girls and girls with low self esteem. Liam is has a taste for brunettes and is most likely to end up with an ex-prostitute who is only there for his money. If Liam wasn't a teenage billionaire, people would have a reason to feel bad for him.
Teenage Girl 1: I love Harry!
Teenage Girl 2: I love Louis!
Teenage Girl 3: I love Niall!
Teenage Girl 4: I love Zayn!

Tween Girl: I love Liam Payne!

Teenage Girls: Oh honey, you're new to this, aren't you?
by Blacklace Hotness August 10, 2013