noun /ˈliː.əm/
1 A man who reins supreme over his bitches, acting as their shepherd, often found carrying a pimp cane with a golden handle. He has bitches and hoes hanging from his cape and legs, and Liam slaps pimp backhands them left and right. Liam has skill with any weapon in a gang fighting environment, including a .44 magnum and sawed-off shotguns.

2 A man who is extremely popular with women, often acting as their sugar-daddy and taking multiple women on different dates during the same weekend. Not only handsome and charming, but acts sensitive enough to impress women while maintaining supreme masculinity.

3 A scholar who manages to balance a complex social life with intense academia, often admired by piers.
1 So this man with all of these bitches walked up, the women chanting "Liam!"

2 I hear Jason will take Sarah, Katie and Sunny out over the long weekend, does he think he is Liam or something?

3 I hear that Tom won't need to study for tomorrow's test, and will instead go to a wild party he was invited to as the guest of honor, Tom is a Liam.
by mailman9 January 10, 2011
the man who did your mom last night

and has a over 9000 meter dick
DAAYYYYYYYYYYYYAYAYAYYM Liam
by OHYEAHHEDEAD August 19, 2014
The biggest asshole in the whole world he acts like an ass to seem cool, but really he is a major fag who needs to get laid.
Liam is really hot, but he's such an ass.
by dick's best friend June 29, 2014
Term often used when referring to a person with huge nipples. He can range from different heights, looks, personalities, but his nipples are always the same. They are usually round like peperoni's, and pointy like a traffic cone (or "party hat"), or sometimes resemble high heels.
"Look theres a liam, look how his bold nips are piercing through his top, he could take someone's eye with them!"

"Liam's got the nips out the day, his nip nips must be feelin it"

"Look at those plunger nipples, he must be a liam"
by Anonymous_420_BlazeIt February 22, 2014
A welsh slang word for a gay guy who has aids. Sometimes known as a LiamBeer
Matthew: omg I think I am a Liam.
Kirsty: why?
Matthew: well I'm gay and I think I have aids!
Kirsty: oh!
by Gmanhugedick August 19, 2013
A Liam is a kitchen lerker, He is always looking for snacks and will taste any product coming out the over. Liam is of the stocky build with rustic sunset coloured hair ginger
Get outta my kitchen and stop being a Liam
by dizzywitch79 February 26, 2013
Liams are almost always redheaded vegans who fart a lot and blame Obama for inflation. Liams have bad hygiene and usually sit at the day 2 table during lunch, watching people play magic. Liams are obsessed with potatoes, and are usually sloppy procrastinators. They should not be judged, though, because they have a very high intelligence and pain threshold. Do remember that Nicola Tesla was a genius who also didn't sleep and was a virgin for life.
Max: Ill swing for 3 damage in the air...
Liam: Oh hai! Obama caused inflation I don't know why but blah blah blah...
Max: Oh no! he farted! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by DubstepKilledPop June 03, 2014

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