Guy 2: It's Leysan. I met her in the Amazonian rain forest three years ago.
Guy 1: Leysan is bitching but totally not a bitch!
Guy 2: Yea, she is so amazingly cool, and she knows like 5 languages... she's like an international woman of mystery - a female James Bond.
Guy 1: Yeah I'm so in love with her, but I don't think I have a chance at conquering her untamable heart.
**Leysan gracefully passes the two boys, blows a kiss, and disappears into the mist**
Guy 2: OMG, SHE IS SO HOT
Guy 1: Totally, dude!