A place in Burlington, Connecticut (Narnia) where everyone is a huge stoner, any type of drink is banned including a water bottle, april fools is when icy hot is put on the toilets, our mission statement is a joke, you can't take Dr.Silva seriously, and you have to pass a prank by the office.
Parent: Oh you go to Lewis S Mills?
Student: Yeah why?
parent: Didn't water bottles get banned? that sucks no more vodka for you