The epitome of what is ridiculous in the world, the word "levi" describes a person that has done, is, will do or currently does 1 or more of the following:
a) Has their mom fill out all of their college applications for them.
b) Likes to do math problems with their father as a means of "bonding."
c) Honestly believes baseball is a grueling sport.
d) Aims for their chest while ejaculating.
e) Enjoys the taste of their own semen.
f) Shaves logos into their head (ie. the Chargers Lightning Bolt).
g) Thinks they are good at surfing even though everyone knows damn well they aren't.
h) Has their mom read their high school reading to them because they can't do it alone
i) Tells his mom that while they personally weren't drinking at the party, his closest friends (who happen to be with him at the time of confession) were.
j) Is going to fail at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo and at life, but hasn't realized it yet.

Anything that makes you want to scream in anger or cry in pity is what "levi" is.

Far and away the most unprestigious person to walk the face of the earth, and I believe that all that is wrong in the world is the consequence of his actions. I apologize to all for his existence.

Note: All others in this dictionary praising those with the name levi represent exactly what i'm talking about, and i can guarantee that they are all named levi.
Levi is the most levi person in the world. There is no one more levi than Levi.

When questionedm regarding the possibility of some "residue" entering the mouth after ejaculating toward the chest, Levi simply responded, "I don't care, it's my own."

Why would you do something so levi?!?!?!
by Fardallon Parto December 22, 2005
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A highly attractive, muscular, athletic person who loves sports and being outside. He is one of the sweetest and honest people a girl could meet, and is hard to let go of. He will make you laugh so hard you cry, and once you spend a day with him, you will never forget the time you had. Levi is a unique, one of a kind person that is loved by everyone.
Everyone: Levi is amazing!
by SaIntZbOi97 February 04, 2010
Loving, beautiful, handsome, great, awsome, someone you can depend on
Levi is someone everyone should meet!
by Lesa Peterson March 28, 2005

A guy that's really awesome!!!
one of the coolest people on the earth.
levi rocks!!!

levi kicks ass!!!
by MorbidMolly January 25, 2005
very sexy; what else is there to say.
you look so levi today
by ease. April 30, 2005
One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. Anyone who submitted a negative definition for 'Levi' is either jealous, or just upset because they are inferior to the all-mighty Levi.
It is redundant to say that Levi is awesome.
by shhhheeeiiiitttt June 22, 2010
one who is a crazy sword/gun loving son of a bitch
look at the levi in the sword store
by monicatwilly August 09, 2008
Levi is a very attrative person and name. What i've experienced is that Levi has a huge penis.
I was walking down the street and saw a person. I asked him what his name was and it was Levi. I gave him a hug but when I gave him a hug I felt a tree hit me. but it wasn't actually a tree it was his....... well you know what it was. And since he had that huge thing, I went out with him.
by whopper mac February 11, 2010

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