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30.
A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"
John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!
by the bottom April 12, 2008
 
1.
the flow.
Check out that bro's lettuce, mad flowsauce, bro.
by LIBR0 April 21, 2009
 
2.
A lady's genitals
"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory
by Ged December 09, 2003
 
3.
Lettuce is another word for a (vagina) in the airport origin.
For example - you toss a girls salad or lettuce.
by Munch-Og_AP March 09, 2005
 
4.
A banging hot female.
There was mad lettuce at the show last night.
by patrickedgar March 15, 2005
 
5.
a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)
Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced
by KingOfTheBros May 09, 2010
 
6.
stellar hair that is not as long as flow but better
that guys got some dope lettuce
by lettucebrah July 02, 2010
 
7.
Giving/getting head.or dome.But only the best kind.like the freshest lettuce from the ground.
lettuce is commonly reffered to as a head of lettuce.therefore getting dome could be said as "yo that bitch gave me some sweet lettuce last night"
by Totaldewd November 30, 2010