|1.||Let's Just Have Sex.|
this phrase is something to say during one of those times you want to say something random. or you can just say something really long and then say this to make it funny. this phrase makes conversations really funny? or you enter panda's ventrilo and it says "let's just have sex" in the lobby, thats when we all have sex.
EX1)Kelvin: yo dude lets play gunz
Kevlin: k, Lets just have sex.
EX2)Panda: so dude ill like completely own you and like be super G like a flea and have a big dick with my dick in your mouth so GG man.
Panda: Let's just have sex.
EX3)Hinson: LOL WHY DOES IT SAY LETS JUST HAVE SEX IN YOUR VENT?
*cuz your gay hinson, and you never said this but i wanted to make fun of you*
|2.||Let's just be friends|
Let's never have sex
I like you, but let's just be friends.
|3.||It's time to disco!|
It's time to have sex!
("have sex" can be replaced with "disco," like in Bollywood films, where censorship precludes any mention of sex)
Person 1: I'm so drunk.
Person 2: Me too.
Person 3: What should we do?
Person 1: It's time to disco!
Person 2: Yeah let's disco HARD!
Person 3: Yeah! Get out the disco balls.
Person 1: Point your fingers up.
Person 2: Thrust your pelvis.
Person 3: Ow!
Person 1: Can't stop.
Person 2: Won't stop.
1)A TV medical-drama classified under the group crap. It's insufferably idiotic characters and vague plot lines leave any viewer with a rare case of typhus. And instead of curing any patients they have sex in janitorial closets and talk about their relationships. The only known cure is a power outage. Final verdict: Suicide is not only an option; it is endorsed.
2) The act of having sex or talking about your love life instead of doing something productive at the workplace.
1) Cause of death: suicide brought on by Grey's Anatomy.
2) Jim "Should I fix the photocopier?"
Susan "No, let's just pull a Gray's Anatomy."
|5.||how people have sex|
HOW THEY HAVE SEXmore...
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
AUDITORS like to examine figures.
BABYSITTERS charge by the hour.
BAILIFFS always come to order.
BAKERS knead it daily.
BAND MEMBERS play all night.
BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.
BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.
BARTENDERS do it on the rocks.
BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base.
BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often.
BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey.
BEER BREWERS do it with more hops.
BEER DRINKERS get more head.
BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds.
BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry.
BOSSES delegate the task to others.
BOWLERS have bigger balls.
BRICKLAYERS lay all day.
BRIDGE PLAYERS try to get a rubber.
BUS DRIVERS come early and pull out on time.
BUTCHERS have better meat.
C'Bers do it on the air.
CAMPERS do it in a tent.
CARPENTERS hammer it harder.
CARPET LAYERS do it on the floor.
CHEERLEADERS do it with more enthusiasm.
CHEMISTS like to experiment.
CHESS PLAYERS check their mates.
CHIROPRACTORS do it by manipulation.
CLOCK MAKERS do it mechanically.
CLOWNS do it for laughs.
COACHES whistle while they work.
COBOL PROGRAMMERS d...
|6.||Can I Just Slice My Balls Off?|
a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.
in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
|7.||just the tip|
The plea you use when in a total twist of fate, you finally decide to have sex with a dude after three years of celibacy and he won't have intercourse with you.
You: I'm ready. Let's have sex.
Dude: I can't. I made a promise to God.
You: C'mon man, just the tip. God won't know.