An amazing guy who has chicks lining up. He has the perfect dick ever and every girl wants a piece of him. His girth is 7 inches, amazing for his 6 1/2 inch penis. He's dated a hell of a lot f girls just to make them happy. But they always broke up with him. He always has like 50 creepy ass chicks always stalking him. He has a gang of best friends that kick ass and love all the pussy they get, simply because they're friends with Lenny. Lenny has dated a girl with enormous boobs. He has one black guy in his group that's really stupid and annoying. Lenny is super rich. He has a friend named Mason, that's really awesome ( even though he can't touch the top of the refrigerator.
Mason: Hey Lenny.
Hot chick: YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH LENNY?! I LOVE YOU! FUCK MY VAGINA, PLEASE!!
Mason:Okay, but you better not be friends with that fucking penguin.
Hot chick: I am...
Mason: FUCKYOUUUUU! D:<
a fine, sexy ass, tall guy.
a well rounded individual.
ladies love him
Damn, i wanna be like Lenny when I grow up. dATS SAT NIGGA.
a funny kid who makes people laugh and likes stuff. He gets tackled at his locker everyday.
what time is lenny getting here
I don't know
hey there he is
HEY EVERYONE LENNY'S HERE
lets go and attack him by his locker
Denny's past midnight; late night denny's
Yo after this beer lets go to Lenny's
latvian citizen who is passive and is easily amused. Often taken advantage of and is fairly dependable, lenny makes an excellent indoor house pet. Lenny suffers from denial and is unable to accept responsibliity for his actions, ex:
"why did the world blow up?"
"i didnt do it"
"i know that to"
Nega Wai Dim Sum
jizzing on a waitresses tip when they piss you off
" did you just lenny on that tip?"
the white guy that hangs out with carl the black guy on the simpsons...has a weird eye problem...his real name is Lenford
"AAAAh my eye! Im not supposed to get jigs in it!"
An amazing guy with the best smile & the cutest laugh. Lenny will make you love him forever, don't ever take him for granted. He's perfect.
"Did you see Lenny? He's so gorgeous."
"Where is Lenny, I wanna marry that boy!"